Mumbai Adarsh Cooperative Housing society Scam

The entire media - both electronic and print, are on fire reporting the scam in Mumbai Adarsh housing society. C.M. Chavan has offered to resign. He met Sonia Gandhi and offered to resign. Nothwithstanding Bofors,Vockers, KGB loot, Swiss loot etc, Sonia is the only person who is supposed to be honest in the Congress. So every one wants Sonia's opinion about accepting Chavan's resignation and appointment of a successor.

Sonia has set up a two member committee - Pranab and Antony to enquire into the matter and report. The committee will find that Chavan and his relatives are honest and in fact, they deserve a flat in Adarsh. And the committee will unravel another scam, involving the BJP to deflect the matter.

Sensational findings - Pranab poo pooed the Times TV finding. He thundered that as per the Army archives. the relatives of Chavan are eligible for housing in the Adarsh complex.
In fact, the relatives were Kargil heroes and heroines..

During the Kargil war, the relatives of Chavan were so much upset about Pakistan's back-stabbing and in line with Veer Shivaji's patriotism, they wanted to do something for the country. They went to the war area in-cognito without the knowledge of Army brass.
They tied 30 kgs of bombs around their waist and in the dead of the night, they climbed the Kargil hill top. From the top, they viewed the bunkers from where Pakistanis were firing and killing the Indians. Patriotism overflowed through their veins and shouting Bharat Mata Ki Jai, they dived into the bunkers. Fortunately, for them, the bombs got detatched and fell straight into the bunkers. What a sight it was! the bombs exploded, killing every Pakistaniit soldier and the rest is history.

Chavan's relatives were hurt during their jump. But they escaped death by the grace of Almighty. Since, they did not want to reveal their identity and patriotism, they trekked back, incognito to Bombay. When they reached Mumbai, all four looked as if they have woken up from the death bed. They went straight to Chavan's house and narrated the Kargil story. Chavan was ecstatic. He said that as a true congressman, he can reward
them handsomely. He immediately allotted the four flats for the 4 Kargil heroes/heroines. This incident could not get publicity because, the relatives did their job without the knowledge of the army and without permission from the Defence Ministry. So the whole incident was kept under a wrap. Now the time has come to tell the true story. Pranab shouted 'WHAT WRONG CHAVAN HAS COMMITTED? The Print and electronic media, shivered in their pants because, any questions to Pranab, may result in their losing the advertisement revenue.

One correspondent said that BJP has been campaigning for the ouster of Chavan. What you have to say now? Pranab's face became red with anger and he threw a red file to the journalists. He said, read it and you will find that BJP has wronged the widows of Sherpas.

Nobody could make head and tail out of this statement.Then Pranab explained that during Vajpayee's regime, Everest in the Himalays was allotted for the widows of Sherpas.
But CBI investigation has found that the space in and around Mount Everest has been occupied by Vajpayee and his relatives. Further investigations revealed that at the height of 20000 feet, the plots have been given to Shushma,Jaitely, Prasad and Pratap Rudy. Is it not a shame that patriotic sherpas are cheated by the BJP? the widows of sherpas are crying and feel cheated, he thundered and ended his press meet.

The entire electronic media went crazy. The headlines screamed CHAVAN INNOCENT. HE HAD ALLOTTED FLATS TO 4 OF HIS RELATIVES WHO ACTUALLY WON THE KARGIL WAR FOR INDIA.

In the BREAKING NEWS, they further screamed that Vajpayee may be arrested and BJP banned for such a heinous crime and for cheating the Everest widows.

In the NEWS HOUR, Goswami had a discussion with a panel, consisting of Manish Tiwary, Jayannthi Natarajan, Prasad and Chari.As usual, Prasad and Chari never completed one sentence.

Goswami - tell me Mr.Tiwary - whether BJP should be banned and Vajpayee jailed for the heinous crime? Tiwari majestically killling the english language, said that CBI has already approached the Supreme Court for Vajpayee's custody and the cabinet will meet shortly to discuss the ban of BJP

FLASH NEWS - Supreme Court orders Vajpayee not to visit or climb Everest as the CBI feels, he may tamper with the evidence. Bunkum Chatterjee, the Supreme Court judge ordered Vajpayee to leave Delhi immediately and go to Southern India and not to return to Delhi, until further orders.

BREAKING NEWS - Chatterjee will take over as chairman of Monopolies and Restrictive Commission after his retirement tomorrow. Both Manmohan and Sonia are very much pleased with Chatterjee's patriotism.

Rahul Gandhi who was travelling in bullock cart in Calcutta, was surrounded by Pressmen.
One of them asked Rahul - Zardari is corrupt and he always wears a full suit. Vajpayee is also proved corrupt in mount Everest land grab and he is always wearing Pyjama and Kurta. What is the difference between the two? Raul Vinci in his inimitable style said that there is no difference between full suilt and pyjama kurta. Both are same.

The media, both print and electronic, was ecstatic. They termed Raul Vinci as the best utterer of ONE LINERS.

Some Pressmen, interviewed Sushma Swaraj and asked her whether Modi was allotted a plot in Everest. Sushma casually replied that Modi's majic cannot work in Everest.

CNN-IBN interviewed Manish Tiwary exclusively. Tiwari made another startling revelation.
According to him, Modi has illegally grabbed 10 Sq.miles of Arabian see. Rajdeep, asked Tiwaari as to what is the benefit for Modi. Manish Tiwari, thundered that in future riots, Modi will dump the muslim bodies in Arabian see so that nobody can count the number of muslims killed.

During the Independence Day, President Patil announced Maha Vir Chakra to the 4 relatives of Chavan for their bravery in Kargil.

Bal Thackery wrote in Saamna that the marathis are always brave. They have Shivaji's blood running in their veins.And he warned the ruling party, not to fix decibal scales for his speeches. Nobody on earth can control the decibals of a roaring tiger, he thundered.

Raj Thackery demanded that the all the flats in Adarsh Housing society should be allotted only for Maharastrian war heroes and heroines. If non-Marathis do not vacate within 24 hours, his volunteers will do the evacuation job.

That evening, people saw of theEx.Army and Ex.Navy chief, and other top defence brass,
waiting in the V.T,station to board Delhi and Punjab bound trains.

Long live Bharat.